I hate cops. I don’t trust cops.
I don’t care if you’re uncle is a cop.
Fuck your uncle, I hate him too.
(photo: Mitchell Wojcik)
July 28, 2014
by Evan Weiss
START A BAND. THROW A BRICK.
LATELY IT’S BEEN GETTING LATE BUT I’M NOT TIRED
AND NO THANKS TOOOO
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS SPENT BURNING WITH DESIRE
SO I’LL GET IN MY CAR
I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”